Kieran's Trec (G&T) creative writing journal. Keep in mind she is 8. Interpreted... "I would catch a leprechaun by going to Ireland and being QUIET. (I don't think I would even be able to catch a leprechaun because I would possibly blink.) With the leprechaun I will torture him, just for the fun of it. Then I will do what ever it takes to lead me to his pot of gold! Mwa ha ha ha ha! And if he doesn't lead me I will destroy every other leprechaun! And then squeeze his guts out! Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
Hmmm, quite hilarious stuff there. Wonder if I should have her assessed for HI (homicidal ideation) towards leprechauns. Do I have a duty to warn here?