Careless Spider (Ode to your death)

 Careless Spider (Ode to your death) 

To the music of careless whisper 

I feel so unsure

As I take my lavender

And spray it all over the floor 

Despite all my tries

Some got it my eyes

These linens are too thin and sheen

No safety in those lies

(Chorus)

I'm never gonna sleep again

Brown recluse was found in my bed. 

Though it's easy to pretend

I'm not a naive fool.

I'm well aware that spiders can be a friend.

But not this cannibal eight legged demon.

So I'm never gonna sleep again

All because of you, oh.

I cannot contend 

This careless spider

Found within my bed 

In my skin and mind

The jeebies got me cry'n

There's no comfort in this truth

🔥 Flame is my only friend. 

(Chorus)

I'm never gonna sleep again

Brown recluse was found in my bed. 

Though it's easy to pretend

I'm not a naive fool.

I'm well aware that spiders can be a friend.

But not this cannibal eight legged demon.

So I'm never gonna sleep again

All because of you, oh.

The idea of it creeps me out

I wish I could just lay down 

Maybe it's better this way

The idea of you creepin' on me

keeps sleep at bay 

I could have been bit altogether 

And maybe even

maimed forever

But now, your dead in the 🗑️ trash.

Still...

(Chorus)

I'm never gonna sleep again

Brown recluse was found in my bed. 

Though it's easy to pretend

I'm not a naive fool.

I'm well aware that spiders can be a friend.

But not this cannibal eight legged demon.

So I'm never gonna sleep again

All because of you, oh.

(Yes, I wrote this to distract myself from this nightmare)